It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to

It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to

‘We need to do something for your birthday,’ Chris says, the day before I turn forty-one. ‘This time last year, we were in Crete,’ I say. ‘I know.’ ‘We had that meal looking out to sea, and that amazing chocolate pudding.’ ‘The grill pit,’ Chris says. ‘I ended up...
The scales don’t lie

The scales don’t lie

It is nine o’clock on Saturday morning, sixteen weeks and six days since lockdown began, when I finally stop procrastinating and step onto the scales. I stand as tall as I can, willing myself thinner. It takes a few seconds for the scales to give their verdict. In...
The Good Life

The Good Life

‘I’m worried about your sister,’ Mum tells me during one of our tea and cake chats in what was formerly the conservatory but is now known as the bubble. ‘Why?’ I say, taking a sip of my tea. ‘What’s wrong?’ ‘She’s not herself. She’s talking about getting some ducks.’...
Flatpack hell

Flatpack hell

‘We need to do something about your books,’ Chris says, standing in the doorway to the spare room, afraid to step inside. ‘You have too many.’ ‘There’s no such thing as too many books.’ ‘They’re everywhere.’ He points to the piles of books stacked floor to ceiling and...
The right and wrong way

The right and wrong way

It’s the first night in our new home and something doesn’t feel right. I sit in bed, eyes scanning the room, trying to work out exactly what. ‘Something’s not right,’ I say to Chris. ‘I know what you mean.’ He is lying next to me also scanning the room. Our furniture...